Lang Computers

"You don't get anything clean without getting something else dirty."

"A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life."

"Efficiency is intelligent laziness."

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough."

"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three."

"Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby."

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little."